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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Bedding strangeness of which are silent

Our relationship is under a blanket woven from silk, moods and preferences. The last - a habit that may irritate the bed partner, and cute weakness, which makes lovemaking a more vivid and memorable.
 
Five "bedding" habits, peculiar to the young ladies Habit Number One. Modest and in every way "passivnichat"
That can be annoying (to confuse, confuse or anger) partner for more than a habit lover lie on her back, log in silence? Well, let's say you have another one or two alternative postures that make a kind of variety in sex, for example, on odd days of the week ... This, of course, good: you familiar, easy, and achieving a desired result is guaranteed. Just because we are interested not only (and not so much) the end result - the process itself is important, the process of having fun! Agree with standard "missionary position plus Doggie-style, on Fridays" to live together and not live six months. Then sex life becomes boring and fresh.
Another problem - the habit of doing it on a schedule or plan. Usually - just before bedtime and in the bedroom under a big blanket. Boring things! And what if we replace the evening performance of the duties unexpected passion in the middle of broad daylight in the kitchen? Tender morning awakening, smoothly flowing into the sex?
Or here's one more intolerable for men of understanding (and self-esteem!) Habit - the habit of women to refuse, and then not-e-ehotya give in and eventually drown in his arms. If the outcome of one does not simply whether to accept them?
In general, my dear girls, women, girls, ladies and princesses ... Down with the stereotypes that we are supposed, according to Zhvanetsky, A) be silent, B) lie! Down with feigned modesty and indifference - long live a diverse, active, magical fun! Habit number 2 (continuation of the first). Turn off the light, music and draw the curtains
Yes, they say that "the darkness - a friend of youth". Yes, very bright light deprives an intimate process of its (pardon the pun) of intimacy ... However, the light is not an enemy, and sometimes even a great assistant who makes an element of diversity that creates a romantic atmosphere highlights and moving shadows. It is a soft, subdued lighting or burning fireplace and candlelight. However, sex during daylight or bright artificial-anything either. Sometimes it is worth to drop all restrictions, and the light to know her lover's body ... To the smallest detail!
Another habit is not that useful - turn off all audible noise. And it's silly, because the music - it is a necessary background, creating a particular atmosphere. For example, if you want something gentle and unhurried, quietly leave the speakers and nenazoylivuyu relaxing music, take each other massages, enjoy. Habit № 3, annoying. Laugh and talk
There are girls who are completely mute in bed, well, perfect - if only a groan or hearten "oh" escaped from their tightly compressed lips! And there is another type - the ones that constantly giggling, and those that still have a habit of talking incessantly, sticking is not very necessary, and really quite unnecessary comments. Although sometimes say something encouraging, calling for the "heroic efforts" even very helpful. Useful and if you want to help your beloved, send it to the desired point and at the right pace.
Main bedroom - know when to stop and do not detract from the partner of the inappropriate remarks, like "Do not worry, if my mom today to dinner coming?" Or "Will you soon?" Habit Four, unbearable. Distracted by extraneous stimuli
An example would be the situation if the girl is distracted by extraneous detail ("Damn! Nail broke-ah!"), The phone calls ("Hello. Masha?" Hi, how are you? "). You understand that the male ego does not understand - what is a fallen nail you grew their three months are now more important than a ten minute sex with him. Habit number 5, the last one. Simulate orgasm
We are all in the mind of actress. Particularly often - in bed. And we have recourse to the game seemed to be obvious reasons: we want to make a complete sex (partner) and memorable (probably the same for him), want him to feel himself unique lover. That's only true knight who loved her feelings and emotions are not indifferent, like sex when he and her agreeable. In chivalry beloved we do not doubt, then it might be worth leaving simulyantskuyu habit at all?
And now for the guys, men, spouses, lovers and their habits in bed. List of men's passions and vices is a bit more - so they're just the author of this article ... So.

    
* Molest not the most appropriate moments: for example, until you talk with the boss on the phone or wash your dishes.
    
* There are cookies and sandwiches in bed and then sleep on the remaining crumbs.
    
* Drink before "that" alcohol (probably for bravery).
    
* Previously not remove socks.
    
* To leave bruises on his neck.
    
* Palms to push your partner's head down-down-down ...
    
* Nenazoylivo, "just" curious, how we relate to a threesome.
    
* After the process of asking the same question: "Well, how? You're finished? "
    
* Dispose of PPE in the box to the envy of all neighbors.

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